"Hail, hail the gang's all here!"
The Official Transcript of
Copyright 2020
The Ancient Theological
All-Stars Reunion
Featuring
Renowned Theologians, Speakers, and Clerics Brought Back from the Dead for this Once in Forever Event!
Including
Eyewitness Accounts of Hospitality Room Brawls!
and
Church Council Highlights Over the Centuries!
KEYNOTE ADDRESS
Faith Without Creeds is Dead!
Free Admission To Workshops by Church Fathers and Other Really Smart People!
With Special Guests!
The Apostles including Paul! Church Fathers Athanasius, Arius, Tertullian, Origen and others. Emperor Constantine himself and cameo appearances by John Calvin, Lewis Carroll, and many others.
Fascinating Workshops!
It’s Greek to me!
A Panel Discussion
The Need to Weed
Separating Tares from Wheat in the Modern Era
The Parables Jesus Forgot to Teach
Why We Need Our Own Parables
Is Tradition The First Commandment?
If You Have to Ask, You Must be crazy!
Don’t Worry About a Thing God!
We Got This!